What about a "Jokes" thread? - I will start.

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Considered a ' suitable ' card for my birthday ?



Let's face it .....
I wouldn't be seen dead with a bike like that ....

regards Paul
 
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On a recent trek, Jack and Jill have just climbed one of the steepest longest hills on their DIY tandem trike.

"Phew, that was a tough climb," said Jill, leaning over, breathing hard. "That climb was so hard, and we were going so slow, I thought we were never going to make it."

"Yeah, good thing I kept the brakes on," said Jack, "or we'd have slid all the way back down!"
After living in Thamesville, I recognize a good Canadian joke.Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
 
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Eileen and her husband Doug went for counseling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen to stand, embraced her and began kissed her passionately as her
husband Doug watched with a raised eyebrow!
Eileen shut up, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of what had just transpired.
The therapist turned to Doug and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week... Can you do this?"


Doug thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf."
 
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